The Ministry provides counseling sessions in both individual and group settings.

Hour-long counseling sessions are conducted exclusively with the Undersecretary in his office during consulting hours.

During the initial session, the analysand will undergo a series of tests to determine his or her current aptitude for Irony. In most cases, the tests will include the donning of an I-ron Indicator, after which a series of increasingly Ironic statements will be read aloud by the Undersecretary.

Verbal Ironic feedback will be provided during the sessions, and a full written diagnosis, with Ironic prognosis, will be provided after the completion of every twelve session block.

To schedule a counseling session, contact the Ministry via the contact form on this page.